My Voice Hurts: Wow.
Electric0Blues: Wow?
My Voice Hurts: I'm either becoming a bigger nerd than ever before, or I'm already in the midst of converting into a Ph.D.-graduate student. Probably both.
Electric0Blues: How's that?
My Voice Hurts: I have a favorite researcher.
My Voice Hurts: I enjoy reading this man's research experiments/articles.
Electric0Blues: That is a little weird.
My Voice Hurts: Mind you, they're on things like obsession, sexual coersion, and jealousy.
My Voice Hurts: Extremely intricate studies, dissecting the facets of each.
My Voice Hurts: How people respond.
My Voice Hurts: I have a psychological boner.
Electric0Blues: Kicks to the teeth?
Electric0Blues: Heh.
Electric0Blues: I was about to tear out a meatheads throat in class a few minutes ago.
Electric0Blues: He called Thoreau a slacker.
My Voice Hurts: LOL!>!
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Electric0Blues: Who the fuck is this dumbass?
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My Voice Hurts: LOL.
Electric0Blues: What does he do with his time?
My Voice Hurts: HE ONLY SPENT AN ENTIRE YEAR LIVING IN THE WOODS ON HIS OWN.
Electric0Blues: Jack off and play cornhole.
Electric0Blues: Yeah, seriously.
My Voice Hurts: AND SPENT TIME IN JAIL, WILLINGLY.
Electric0Blues: Meanwhile this fat fuck is driving through Burger King.
My Voice Hurts: FOR HIS BELIEFS.
My Voice Hurts: AOH
My Voice Hurts: SOHAS.SD
My Voice Hurts: ?!?!!?"12
My Voice Hurts: I am seriously experiencing intense amusement and rage at the same time.
My Voice Hurts: I never thought that was possible.
Electric0Blues: I have a pocketknife.
Electric0Blues: I might stab this kid in the eye.
My Voice Hurts: LOL.
My Voice Hurts: What did the professor do? How did he/she respond?
Electric0Blues: He's seriously like; Thoreau is just pitying himself because he's too lazy to climb up the corporate ladder.
My Voice Hurts: And what the fuck are you doing in a 100 level English course? Lol.
My Voice Hurts: WHAT?!
My Voice Hurts: THIS IS NOT A MANAGEMENT COURSE.
Electric0Blues: Well, it was Askeland, so I was expecting her to drool.
My Voice Hurts: THIS IS ACTUAL ACADEMIA.
My Voice Hurts: YOU FUCK.
My Voice Hurts: Drool?
Electric0Blues: But at the end of class she totally came out of nowhere and kicked ass.
My Voice Hurts: I don't know Askeland, or her mannerisms.
Electric0Blues: She's DUMB AS BRICKS.
My Voice Hurts: Lol.
Electric0Blues: She spells tyranny tyrrany.
My Voice Hurts: What'd she say back?
My Voice Hurts: Like.
My Voice Hurts: I don't know what I'd do.
My Voice Hurts: Haha, she's got a Ph.D. in English.
Electric0Blues: She also said Lincoln was the 15th president.,
Electric0Blues: She said, and I quote "SMASH."
My Voice Hurts: (I don't know which president he was).
Electric0Blues: Well, you should know he's number 16.
My Voice Hurts: Smash? The hell? Lol.
Electric0Blues: No, she just crushed his argument using Thoreau's philosophy.
Electric0Blues: Saying, well, dumbass, if I believe that work to me is going out to the woods and living by myself for a year and reading the fuck out of everything, I damn well may, because I am Thoreau, and you're just #12 in the red and white jersey.
My Voice Hurts: Lol.
Electric0Blues: He said Thoreau wasn't successful.
My Voice Hurts: We tend to study people who fail.
My Voice Hurts: It's time-efficient.
Electric0Blues: I replied, "Okay. I can't name a CEO that you revere, but I guarantee you we can walk down the street and scream Thoreau and people will know who we mean."
Electric0Blues: Whereas if we go "PRESIDENT FUCKALL OF ENRON'S NAME" people will scratch their fucking heads.
Electric0Blues: LMAO
Electric0Blues: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/09/22/germany.death/index.html
My Voice Hurts: Lol.
My Voice Hurts: Oh, by the way, did you know the French are developing a machine that creates black holes?
Electric0Blues: "TRAIN CRASHES WHEN IT COLLIDES WITH ACCIDENTALLY PARKED REPAIR WAGON."
Electric0Blues: Wicked.
My Voice Hurts: I love irony.
Electric0Blues: HOW CAN YOU ACCIDENTALLY PARK?
My Voice Hurts: No, it's not wicked. I'll give you two of the many reasons why it's not:
My Voice Hurts: a) They're French.
Electric0Blues: Whoops! Didn't mean to stop my wagon, not continue on, and also leave it here.
My Voice Hurts: b) They're making BLACK HOLES WHICH ARE COLLAPSED STARS AND SUCK EVERYTHING INTO OBLIVION.
Electric0Blues: RECALL WHO YOU ARE SPEAKING WITH.
Electric0Blues: A. Hater of all things living.
My Voice Hurts: I just thought it was funny because it was a repair wagon.
Electric0Blues: B. Guy who has a hard on for the apocalypse.
My Voice Hurts: Yeah.
My Voice Hurts: I seriously forgot that.
Electric0Blues: Yes, that is also funny.
Electric0Blues: That's like being killed by a doctor.
My Voice Hurts: Yeah, but they usually just blame the anesthesiologist.
Electric0Blues: Wow?
My Voice Hurts: I'm either becoming a bigger nerd than ever before, or I'm already in the midst of converting into a Ph.D.-graduate student. Probably both.
Electric0Blues: How's that?
My Voice Hurts: I have a favorite researcher.
My Voice Hurts: I enjoy reading this man's research experiments/articles.
Electric0Blues: That is a little weird.
My Voice Hurts: Mind you, they're on things like obsession, sexual coersion, and jealousy.
My Voice Hurts: Extremely intricate studies, dissecting the facets of each.
My Voice Hurts: How people respond.
My Voice Hurts: I have a psychological boner.
Electric0Blues: Kicks to the teeth?
Electric0Blues: Heh.
Electric0Blues: I was about to tear out a meatheads throat in class a few minutes ago.
Electric0Blues: He called Thoreau a slacker.
My Voice Hurts: LOL!>!
!ksjksf
My Voice Hurts: sd
My Voice Hurts: s
My Voice Hurts: sdf
My Voice Hurts: sdf
Electric0Blues: Who the fuck is this dumbass?
My Voice Hurts: vf
My Voice Hurts: fe
My Voice Hurts: e
My Voice Hurts: LOL.
Electric0Blues: What does he do with his time?
My Voice Hurts: HE ONLY SPENT AN ENTIRE YEAR LIVING IN THE WOODS ON HIS OWN.
Electric0Blues: Jack off and play cornhole.
Electric0Blues: Yeah, seriously.
My Voice Hurts: AND SPENT TIME IN JAIL, WILLINGLY.
Electric0Blues: Meanwhile this fat fuck is driving through Burger King.
My Voice Hurts: FOR HIS BELIEFS.
My Voice Hurts: AOH
My Voice Hurts: SOHAS.SD
My Voice Hurts: ?!?!!?"12
My Voice Hurts: I am seriously experiencing intense amusement and rage at the same time.
My Voice Hurts: I never thought that was possible.
Electric0Blues: I have a pocketknife.
Electric0Blues: I might stab this kid in the eye.
My Voice Hurts: LOL.
My Voice Hurts: What did the professor do? How did he/she respond?
Electric0Blues: He's seriously like; Thoreau is just pitying himself because he's too lazy to climb up the corporate ladder.
My Voice Hurts: And what the fuck are you doing in a 100 level English course? Lol.
My Voice Hurts: WHAT?!
My Voice Hurts: THIS IS NOT A MANAGEMENT COURSE.
Electric0Blues: Well, it was Askeland, so I was expecting her to drool.
My Voice Hurts: THIS IS ACTUAL ACADEMIA.
My Voice Hurts: YOU FUCK.
My Voice Hurts: Drool?
Electric0Blues: But at the end of class she totally came out of nowhere and kicked ass.
My Voice Hurts: I don't know Askeland, or her mannerisms.
Electric0Blues: She's DUMB AS BRICKS.
My Voice Hurts: Lol.
Electric0Blues: She spells tyranny tyrrany.
My Voice Hurts: What'd she say back?
My Voice Hurts: Like.
My Voice Hurts: I don't know what I'd do.
My Voice Hurts: Haha, she's got a Ph.D. in English.
Electric0Blues: She also said Lincoln was the 15th president.,
Electric0Blues: She said, and I quote "SMASH."
My Voice Hurts: (I don't know which president he was).
Electric0Blues: Well, you should know he's number 16.
My Voice Hurts: Smash? The hell? Lol.
Electric0Blues: No, she just crushed his argument using Thoreau's philosophy.
Electric0Blues: Saying, well, dumbass, if I believe that work to me is going out to the woods and living by myself for a year and reading the fuck out of everything, I damn well may, because I am Thoreau, and you're just #12 in the red and white jersey.
My Voice Hurts: Lol.
Electric0Blues: He said Thoreau wasn't successful.
My Voice Hurts: We tend to study people who fail.
My Voice Hurts: It's time-efficient.
Electric0Blues: I replied, "Okay. I can't name a CEO that you revere, but I guarantee you we can walk down the street and scream Thoreau and people will know who we mean."
Electric0Blues: Whereas if we go "PRESIDENT FUCKALL OF ENRON'S NAME" people will scratch their fucking heads.
Electric0Blues: LMAO
Electric0Blues: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/09/22/germany.death/index.html
My Voice Hurts: Lol.
My Voice Hurts: Oh, by the way, did you know the French are developing a machine that creates black holes?
Electric0Blues: "TRAIN CRASHES WHEN IT COLLIDES WITH ACCIDENTALLY PARKED REPAIR WAGON."
Electric0Blues: Wicked.
My Voice Hurts: I love irony.
Electric0Blues: HOW CAN YOU ACCIDENTALLY PARK?
My Voice Hurts: No, it's not wicked. I'll give you two of the many reasons why it's not:
My Voice Hurts: a) They're French.
Electric0Blues: Whoops! Didn't mean to stop my wagon, not continue on, and also leave it here.
My Voice Hurts: b) They're making BLACK HOLES WHICH ARE COLLAPSED STARS AND SUCK EVERYTHING INTO OBLIVION.
Electric0Blues: RECALL WHO YOU ARE SPEAKING WITH.
Electric0Blues: A. Hater of all things living.
My Voice Hurts: I just thought it was funny because it was a repair wagon.
Electric0Blues: B. Guy who has a hard on for the apocalypse.
My Voice Hurts: Yeah.
My Voice Hurts: I seriously forgot that.
Electric0Blues: Yes, that is also funny.
Electric0Blues: That's like being killed by a doctor.
My Voice Hurts: Yeah, but they usually just blame the anesthesiologist.
